Landscaping

My Thought on Landscaping is that I would really benefit if I just replaced all of my grass with field turf.  That shit looks perfectly green 365 days a year!  Mowing gets old fast in Maine.  If I want to keep it looking good I have to mow like every other day in the spring due to all the rain.

I would lay down a couple flower beds with artificial bushes and other various plastic creations.  In the winter, I would just set my yard in the garage.  In the spring I would use a leaf blower to dust of my yard.  In the backyard I could paint a mini football field.  No maintenance compared to current standards.

I might be on to something here....